Cold hands, warm shart.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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