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• (716): View more from New York

  So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?

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  I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her

  (716): View more from New York

  Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild

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• (432): View more from Texas

  So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?

  (207): View more from Maine

  You need to stop watching Twilight.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.

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• (310): View more from California

  The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better

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• (914): View more from New York

  Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.

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  Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  How was the bike ride?

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  Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.

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• (845): View more from New York

  lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?

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  Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail

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• (916): View more from California

  Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.

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