I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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