brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
At least make sure they are 18
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I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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