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(916): View more from California

Hey you

(732): View more from New Jersey

You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.

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(949): View more from California

okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?

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(303): View more from Colorado

Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?

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(905): View more from Ontario

Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.

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(269): View more from Michigan

So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.

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(302): View more from Delaware

You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry

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(504): View more from Louisiana

My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol

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