Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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