Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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