There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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