lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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