in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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