dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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