I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
My ass is underappreciated
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
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