I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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