why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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