Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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