Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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