he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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