I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
