I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
you had me at cake vodka
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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