I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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