3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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