I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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