I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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