His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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