he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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