my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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