I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Found the puke drawer
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Randomize
