You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
