His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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