Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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