True but thats because hes a fetus.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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