does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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