dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The power of my boobs compel you
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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