office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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