ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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