was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I can't put those talents on a resume
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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