No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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