arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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