I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize