This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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