so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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