he puts the penis in happiness.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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