She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Couch. On fire.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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