don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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