you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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