He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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