What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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