Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It's just like the Real World with babies
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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