and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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