It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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