We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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