So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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