I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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