No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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