She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Randomize