he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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